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Shakira- don`t bother

She's got the kind of look

that defies gravity.

She's the greatest cook

And she's fat free..

She's been to private school

And she speaks perfect French

She's got the perfect friends.

Oh isn't she cool?

She practices Tai Chi,

She'd never lose her nerve..

She's more than you deserve..

She's just far better than me..

So don't bother,

I won't die of deception..

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't feel sorry

And don't bother

I'll be fine

But she's waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

So don't bother,

be unkind.

I'm sure she doesn't know

How to touch you like I would

I beat her at that one good

Don't you think so?

She's almost six feet tall

She must think I'm a flea..

I'm really a cat you see.

And it's not my last life at all..

Hey, hey

So don't bother..

I won't die of deception...

I promise you won't ever see me cry.

Don't feel sorry..

Don't bother..

I'll be fine..

But she's waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine..

So don't bother, be unkind.

For you, I'd give up all I own

And move to a communist country

If you came with me, of course.

And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you.

And lose those pounds,

and learn about football

If it made you stay,

but you won't,

but you won't.

So don't bother,I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll befine..Promise you won't ever see me cry..

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type..

Promise you won't ever see me cry.. .